dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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