Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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