It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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