Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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