I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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