we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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