i jhust puked up my retainher.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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