Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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