are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
