Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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