are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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