Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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