I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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