I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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