Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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