i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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she peed on how many people?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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