If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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