At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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