You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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