Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
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in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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