help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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