It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Never underestimate the power of titties
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