I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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