A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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