when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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