Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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