I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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