fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
