Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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