i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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