Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I will be naked everywhere
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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