All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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