What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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