How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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