My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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