no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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