Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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