Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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