one two three fourrrrnication!
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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