Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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