If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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