we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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