It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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