So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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