it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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