i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
