Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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