I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
