Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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