Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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