Non-Jews are for practice
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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