You just made me feel so damn special
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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