Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize