I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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