My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Randomize
