The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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