And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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